fucktard

fucktard
1. (fucktard) (9959↑, 2138↓)
A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

2. (fucktard) (6053↑, 2423↓)
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.

1) A fucking retard 2) A retarded fuck 3) A fuck, who is also retarded 4) ...

3. (fucktard) (2957↑, 1318↓)
An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.

Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.

4. (fucktard) (4091↑, 2899↓)
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.

Most catholic girls are fucktards.

Author: Alfie The Horndog http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1348234
5. (Fucktard) (4062↑, 3439↓)
George "Dubya" Bush

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family." Man George Bush is a fucktard\!

Author: bush_is_a_fucktard http://fucktard.urbanup.com/414146
6. (Fucktard) (1974↑, 1351↓)
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.

Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it\!\!\!

7. (fucktard) (754↑, 143↓)
noun, A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway") NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"\! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts. He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard\!

8. (fucktard) (676↑, 487↓)
A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes. For example: urbdic.shorturl.com

Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.

Author: BarfieThe Corndog http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2639709
9. (Fucktard) (164↑, 54↓)
The bastardisation of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to decribe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete fustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.

"He is such a fucking fucktard\!"

Author: The Mysterious Stanley Knife http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2441921
10. (Fucktard) (236↑, 165↓)
A grammatical note: fucktard is what is called a blend. There are many entries calling this a contraction. However, it is in fact a blend.

Other blends: smoke + fog = smog motor + hotel = motel fuck + retard = fucktard

Author: The Swank Linguist http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2411084
11. (Fucktard) (119↑, 76↓)
A complete and utter fucking retard

50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm

12. (Fucktard) (61↑, 20↓)
A person who screws up everything that they do. If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.

Dale: Jamie you've shit all over our hard work you fucktard\! Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard. Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale\!

13. (fucktard) (73↑, 36↓)
A cross between a retard and a fuck. Usually referring to a guy who completely fucks up and must be mentally retarded to fuck up so badly.

Girl1: He actually said that?\!?\!? Girl2: Yes.... :-S Girl3: What a fucktard

Author: ViktorKrumwannabe http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3720319
14. (Fucktard) (48↑, 22↓)
A narrow minded, stupid and dimwitted fucking bastard that's both a Fuck and a Tard simultaneously.

You fucking ate the last of my pizza you Fucktard\!

Author: Nellson Branserdink http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2877048
15. (fucktard) (42↑, 19↓)
Something, or someone who is "fucked up", and "retarded" at the same time.

Jane: Hey Jim. I'm going to rape and kill your dog. Jim: Wow Jane. You really are a sick, sick fucktard.

16. (Fucktard) (29↑, 10↓)
A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.

"I'm gonna go fight Chuck Norris\!" "Dude, you're a Fucktard."

17. (fucktard) (34↑, 16↓)
noun. one who is completey stupid/uneducated in the ways of the world; someone who thinks they know much about a subject, but they truly know nothing

John: Hey Mac? What does this meat look like to you? Mac: I believe it's rhino meat. yeah... yeah, it's rhino meat. Robert: What the hell? You fucktard\! That's beef\!

18. (Fucktard) (33↑, 15↓)
A fucking retard. Someone who lacks common sense. Someone who constantly messes up on normally accepted social standards. [dumbass] [doucebag] [douche]

Ben:"Did you just lock your keys in your car?" Kris:"Shit, I totally did..." Ben:"you fucktard\!"

19. (Fucktard) (17↑, 4↓)
Someone who ruins your day or life and seems to not notice or care\!\!\! If someone knows what they have done then they cant be one. Children cannot be Fucktards\!\! (FACT) Everybody will be a Fucktard once in there life, good thing is you will never know it.

You know a Fucktard.. everybody will. Like when you are walking down the street with your takeaway tea or coffee and someone knocks into you spilling your hot drink all over you and not noticing, thats a Fucktard\!\! Or when you get into a bath and the phone rings and just as you get there to answer it stops (Fucktard). Just hooverd the carpets and someone walks straight over it with dirty shoes and cant see the problem (Fucktard).

20. (fucktard) (20↑, 8↓)
Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.

That guy is driving up the off ramp\!. What a fucktard\!

21. (Fucktard) (35↑, 23↓)
An asshole who is also a complete idiot.

You Fucktard.

Author: Captain Unicorn http://fucktard.urbanup.com/122260
22. (Fucktard) (10↑, 0↓)
1. (noun) a combination of [retard] and [fuck]. 2. (noun) someone who is so much of an [idiot] that a new word was made to describe how fucking retarded they are

"Oh my god, I can't even begin to explain what a fucktard he is."

23. (fucktard) (21↑, 11↓)
Luxai.

Luxai's post: "'Almost universally female, oracles are the touchiest class of players.' By this you are saying that most females are the touchiest bunch in the whole game." Everyone reading it: "You fucktard."

24. (fucktard) (50↑, 42↓)
To be defined a "fucktard", that person displays the not-so-favorable acts of stupidity (being a [retard]) and being an insensitive person (being a [jerk] or [fuck]). Usually fucktards are complete idiots who also act like jerks at the same time. to be called a "fucktard" is worse being called a "retard" or "fuck" alone.

Person 1: " My co-worker was being a fucktard again." Person 2: "Really?\! The hell did he do?" Person 1: "He couldn't shut up bragging boning [teenyboppers] at work. And in FRONT of the manager." Person 2: "Whoa\! He IS a fucktard\!"

25. (Fucktard) (12↑, 5↓)
Noun: A name reserved for someone who is so annoying and stupid that no word can accurately describe them, and all that comes to mind is a "fucking retard." Hence, you have the fucktard. Adjective: A word to describe a person who is just a fucking retard. Not to be confused with people who are actually mentally retarded; Fucktards are merely socially retarded.

1. "So Jillian just told me that she has a huge crush on Nate, and that she plans on stealing him from his [ugly-ass] girlfriend. Everyone at school knows that Nate and I are dating...Jillian is such a fucktard\!" 2. "Look, that fucktard woman is wearing crocks."

26. (Fucktard) (24↑, 17↓)
Someone who is fucking retarded.

Person 1: Why is Sam getting back with that girl who cheated on him 3 times? Person 2: He is such a fucktard\!

27. (fucktard) (47↑, 41↓)
A compulsive lying sack of shit who, despite a "Mr. Tuff Guy" attitude, uses the internet for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own social/financial status because, in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.

General Flagg of the 5th ESB gaming clan is a no good fucktard.

28. (Fucktard) (4↑, 0↓)
Fucktard is the shortening of Fucking Retard.

1. "DJ IBN is a fucktard". 2. "You are a fucktard Abs Saa Raodshows ".

29. (Fucktard) (46↑, 42↓)
The 43rd President of the United States of America - George Walker Bush.

"How the fuck is this fucktard the leader of the free world?\!"

Author: AlecProtectorofMankind http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2681221
30. (fucktard) (24↑, 20↓)
The ultimate insult. If you are called a fucktard, there is nothing more you can do. Even if you say "That's what she said" as a comeback, you will still be the loser. Fucktard is the curse which destroys all hope for winning an insult duel. This term is most likely taken from "Red vs Blue"

Bryan: Tom u such a fucktard\! Tom: I...well ur a...but..........(Explode Head\!)

31. (Fucktard) (14↑, 11↓)
1. A combination of the words "[fuck]" and "[retard]". Used to describe someone who is so fucking retarded that there was no word to describe their stupidity. Thus the birth of "[fucktard]" 2. One who kills teammates, coworkers, friends, allies, buddies, or comrades. Usually happens through an accidentally through an act of supreme stupidity.

Tucker: You killed Church you team killing [fucktard]\!

32. (Fucktard) (13↑, 10↓)
Any and all of the [fucking retarded douchebags] that constitute half of America who, despite the fact that there is nobody in front of them, insist on going 10 to 20 miles an hour below the speed limit in the passing lane on the highway, blocking everyone behind them in traffic and creating gridlock. These hemorrhoids in everyone else's collective ass also slow down when you blink your lights to pass them, screwing you over even worse and will often then speed up along side you when you are forced to pass them on the right. People who cut you off when you're in the passing lane and in a hurry just to pull this shit are super fucktards and deserve to be beaten. People who stop at an intersection and wait 30 seconds to a minute to pull out when there is nobody else coming, but you're stuck behind them and then cop an attitude when you honk your horn are obnoxious [fucktards] as well and also deserve to be headbutted, kicked in the balls or punched in the face.

Goddamned [fucktards] going 20 below the speed limit in the passing lane\! This country is going to hell, sooner or later these people are going to have to be shot or the rest of us are doomed, because these [retards] keep breeding like rabbits. Welcome to the fucking idiocracy.

Author: Mushroom Cloud Dropper http://fucktard.urbanup.com/4382802
33. (fucktard) (15↑, 12↓)
(noun) 1. Referring to an individual who is acting or simply is retarded to an extreme degree. 2. A person is fucking retarded. 3. Someone such as myself for writing something like this would also be considered as such. 4. A general use put-down.

"Stop drinking all the Nyquil and share it you fucktard." "Ted is being such a fucktard, he won't stick his dick in a girls ass." "Jesus Bill, you fucking pissed yourself, are you some kind of fucktard or something?"

Author: Apple Jax Banana Pants http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3007306
34. (fucktard) (12↑, 9↓)
A person sooo incredibly stupid, the situation calls for not one, but two insults. And not hyphenated. Oh, no. Two in one. To be used only in the most dire of situations, with caution. Don't put it in a sentance with other words, it doesn't belong there.

"Dylan decided to test the electric dog collar. He just ran through the electric fence, and now he's on the ground. I'm pretty sure he isn't breathing." "Fucktard"

35. (Fucktard) (2↑, 0↓)
noun A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway") ... NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"\! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.

Author: ThEcakEisAliE100110100 http://fucktard.urbanup.com/6207428
36. (Fucktard) (2↑, 0↓)
any one person or group; having such complete lack of commonsense they bumble the simplest of tasks. Take for example, driving in the passing lane, and staying in your blind spot and pacing you so you cannot pass the other fucktard going 20 mph below the posted speed, (aka a slow race) paying for something with a check not filled out before getting to the register, someone who has a ton of crap, yet the one thing they have to have has no price, so they make you wait longer for a price check. A person buying all sorts of crap, spent way over money they have on them so they have to 'void out' all the previous items except for ONE. A person who has to have the latest gadget yet epically fails at demonstrating it to a group, or operating it at all. Someone who never seems to have anything nice or relevant to say about the topic at hand. Rude. A person who cant seem to do the simplest of tasks, no matter how clearly or precise the procedure has been explained or demonstrated; explains away his or her ineptitude with a shrug and a stupid giggle.

Ex: That driver should really put down the eyeliner, the ice cream cone and the cell phone while she is driving the car. She is such a ['fucktard'] Wow 240 dollars for 89 cases of Orange Aid, and you cant afford one 1.49 cent gallon of it? Referring to a group of people engaging in idiotic behavior: Oh look at the [fucktards] in the corner trying to figure out how the cell phone works. After witnessing such ridiculous, one should always say "I guess that's how things are done on planet Fucktard"

37. (Fucktard) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone how has proven or shown a consistent pattern of being a fucking retard or being a retard a fuck ton all at once

What kind of fucktard OC calls a run play on a 2 point conversion when they haven't been able to run for 5 fucking yards all day?\! What kind of fucktard puts $5000 rims on a $2000 car?\!

38. (Fucktard) (3↑, 1↓)
an extremely stupid person. Combination of fucker and retard

Damn it Josh, stop being a fucktard

39. (fucktard) (3↑, 1↓)
a complete fucking idiot

get your shit together, fucktard\!

40. (Fucktard) (6↑, 4↓)
A person who displays an enormously idiotic personality, inevitably resulting in some sort of accident, mistake or mishap that only that person (and others who display this personality trait) could accomplish.

Ok so everyone else finished a their whole list of things to do for this very very important event "Daniel"...did you get the one and only thing we asked from you? No? You stayed home and blazed it all day? what a Fucktard\!

41. (Fucktard) (3↑, 1↓)
Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)

Example 1 Guy1: Oh thats funny\! Guy2: Your face is funny\!\!\!\! Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD\! Example2 Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is? Guy2: Your mom\!\! Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??\!

Author: SmitheeFuckTard http://fucktard.urbanup.com/4459570
42. (Fucktard) (4↑, 2↓)
In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.

"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."

43. (Fucktard) (5↑, 3↓)
A compulsive lying, cheating sack of shit who uses any means for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own benefit but in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.

John Marshall is such a fucktard.

44. (fucktard) (10↑, 8↓)
A word combining the two words; Fuck and retard, not offending people with MR. Meaning fucking retarded or fucking retard. Also pronounced as fucktarded.

"Dude I tripped up my stairs at home and knocked out my teeth\!" "Dude you're fucktarded, you fucktard\!"

45. (fucktard) (14↑, 12↓)
same thing as an asshat.

Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat. Kid: GP.

46. (fucktard) (41↑, 39↓)
n. (FUHK-tahrd) A word used to express the sentiments of calling someone a 'retard' by one who also feels the need to swear at the same time. Unsurprisingly, the people most likely to use this word are also the people most accurately described by it.

joo R such a FUCKTARD\!\!\!\!\!\!11\!\!1\!

47. (fucktard) (1↑, 0↓)
a cross between a fucker and a retard

you're a fucktard

48. (fucktard) (1↑, 0↓)
absolute retard, like a retarded retard basically.

teacher - "how do you spell cheese?" ross - "B.U.M.S.M.E.L.L." teacher - "don't be such a fucktard..."

49. (fucktard) (1↑, 0↓)
A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless. This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.

Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.

Author: mostlytheycomeatnightmostly http://fucktard.urbanup.com/5575731
50. (fucktard) (1↑, 0↓)
a person that is so incredibly high, they are incapable of thinking. They are annoying to everyone around them and refuse to listen to what people say.

Toad: Don't pour that gasoline on the fire John: *pours it anyways* Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard

51. (fucktard) (4↑, 3↓)
someone who is not literally 'retarded' but acts incredibly stupid to the point where you are so angry you have to add fuck to the beginning of the word

"ugghh, Perry tried to smack my ass again, what a fucktard\!"

52. (Fucktard) (15↑, 14↓)
A person in which does not know much; amazingly stupid; Soulja Boi; A dumbass.

"You're a fucktard\!"

53. (Fucktard) (5↑, 4↓)
To be Fucking Retarded, or a Fucking Retard.

God that guy is FUCKTARDED\! Fuck you FUCKTARD\! Or for all you prudes out there... To act extremely stupid...

54. (fucktard) (6↑, 5↓)
extremely stupid and retarded.

Sam : He thinks Tiesto is a band, he knows jack about music. Jane : Yeah, he's a complete fucktard.

55. (Fucktard) (11↑, 10↓)
A Fucktard is someone who is "fucking retarded." combining two of the funniest words to make a really easy to say funny word.

Chris: "Brad\! Nick spilled the bong again." Brad: "awhh what a Fucktard\!"

56. (Fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
means you are a fucking retard. Basically really really stupid

"That guy was such a fucktard

57. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
someone who doesn't shut up when they need to

Friend: Blah, blah, blah You: shut up, you fucktard

Author: nicolemariesarahwilson http://fucktard.urbanup.com/5961792
58. (Fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
A fucking retard

Jock: Dude your a fucktard Nerd: No im not\! \>:O

59. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
a combination of fucking retard, often used to combine fucking retard in order to use another fuck somewhere in the sentence without overloading the word fuck.

. . . you're a fucking fucktard you stupid fuck.

60. (Fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
Person who is a Fucking Retard.

ie. I am really getting sick and tired of Tom Cruise. He really is such a Fucktard.

61. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
cross between a "fucker" and a "retard" im talkin both everyday tards and the special kids in their little Olympics.. and by fucker im speakin a sexual, both men and women can be fuckers.. hence both men and women can be FUCKTARDS.

your mom is a fucktard\!

62. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
the proper term for a lying asshole douche bag

I cannot believe Jason lied to Abitha, he is one big fucktard.

63. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
The ref in all the smackdown vs raw games especially 2010.

Player one: Why does the ref purposely get in the way every time we throw a punch or try to attack our opponants? Player two: Because the designers programed the game so he'd be a douchebag and a fucktard. just turn off DQ and kick his ass until he stops.

64. (Fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
A person who is so stupid and absent minded that even life's simple tasks are a challenge or completely misses the most obvious signals.

Roberto is a fucktard because he is oblivious to life itself.

65. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
some one who is is fucking retarded. or fucked up

cody: jeez kayla why you such a fucktard? kayla: i just cant help it sorry cody.

66. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
What you call one who has become retarded from too much fucking (in bed) or fucking around (messing with things)

deffinatly a fucktard

67. (FuckTard) (0↑, 0↓)
Def. 1, A Person that is compleatly oblivious of being used for sex Def. 2, To express to another with anger that they are Stupid as all hell Def. 3, Shorthand for Fucking Retarded. Def. 4, When someone doesnt realize they are being made fun of, Joked, or Pranked. Goes hand in hand with Def. 3. Can also be someone that realizes your making fun of them but they act like they dont care.

Example Def. 1, "Hey Johny I got this new FuckTard, All we do is have sex" Example Def. 2 & 3, "Tashana you are a FuckTard, Why did you stop at a green light" Example Def. 4, "Hey Sammy, Johns such a FuckTard I told him he didnt have shit for brains and he just said thanks I get it from my momma"

68. (Fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
a term for a person who is a so much of a [dumbass] that they redefine the word "dumbass"

a: look\! i found a piece of pizza in my couch\! b: you better not eat it a: *eats it* b:you are such a fucktard

69. (Fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
A fucktard is an individual who is fucked hard in the head.

Though I refused to answer his calls, I was repeatedly phoned by some fucktard who obviously lacked the good sense to realize I was avoiding him, and what a pain he had become.

70. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
what you call a fucking retarded person. a combination of fucking and retard.

Man, you're such a fucktard

71. (fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
a tyler

a half asian would be a fucktard.

Author: your worst nightmare bitch.156 http://fucktard.urbanup.com/5424757
72. (Fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
verb, noun, pronoun, everything and anything. 1.) Used to describe a best friend, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, enemy, archrival etc. when they are being fucken retarded. Mostly used in affectionate ways towards friends, enemies not so much.

God you fucktard.

73. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
this is when you meet someone so retarded that they reached a higher level in life..hence ..a fucktard

Joey just tried to jump on a lion...he is such a fucktard\!\!

74. (Fucktard) (3↑, 3↓)
A fucking retard

The guy who lit his dick on fire was fucktard

75. (fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below). 2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.

“Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY\!”

76. (fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
adjective: combination of fucking and retard. see mel gibson

1. Mel Gibson is a fucktard

77. (Fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
A combination of the words [fucking] and [retard]. A shorter and more effective way of putting someone who's incredibly fucking stupid down. Must be used in the right context or it is useless. If the word is fumbled.. Unfortunately, you then become the fucktard..

*GOOD EXAMPLE* Tim: Dude, what's the difference between tigers and lions? Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard if you don't know. *BAD EXAMPLE* Tim: So my dog died today.. Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard.

78. (Fucktard) (4↑, 4↓)
The shortened way to say "fucking retard". Someone who is a complete, well...retard. Used to describe idiots of all varieties, including but not limited to: [Myspace whores], every boss you've ever had, your parents, [The Jonas Bothers], people who never leave the /b/ forum, and Mrs.Pacman.

My uncle ran into the screen door once, he looked like a fucktard. Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again? Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot. Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.

79. (fucktard) (3↑, 3↓)
Any person you think is a idiot.

I am a fucktard

Author: Bigname littlejohnson http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3914532
80. (fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
Someone who does something extemely stupid. beyond the use of the ajective retard.

You're suck a fucktard Sara\! I can't belive you flashed Amy in the middle of Time square.

Author: Lucky Fitzgerald http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3896812
81. (fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
Somebody is so fucking retarded you don't want to waste your breath to say "You fucking retard". A combination of fuck and retard

"Man John was such a fucktard today when he tripped on a bag and spilled his Milo all over me\!"

82. (Fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
Any asshole who says [ghey] instead of gay because he thinks he's cool, but is actually too fucking retarded to think of another way to say bad or stupid.

Saying [ghey] instead of gay isn't any less offensive to gay people you fucktard.

83. (Fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
Anyone who is unbelievably stupid in any conversation or topic. Similar to [Neotard], only not limited to politics.

People who believe that services for children with Neurological disorders (mental deficits) exist and work are Fucktards. People who speak on topics they know nothing about with limited intellectual ability are Fucktards.

84. (fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
noun. Combination of the words 'fucking' and 'retard'. Someone who is so offensively useless and/or stupid, two offensive words must be combined in order to chastise them.

What did you expect, fucktard? You double parked my car in front of a police station\!

85. (fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
a complete idiot usually associated with being so stupid they cant even figure out whats going on.

"He's so stupid he cant even spell cat." "What a FUCKTARD\!"

86. (fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
Some that is completely fucked and retarded\! Most commonly used to describe [muzza's], [scenies], [stoners] and [teachers].

"That guy thinks he is like fully sick or some shit\!" "He is a fucking fucktard dude\!" "Yeah true that"

87. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
adj. fucking-retard, with fuck used as a prefix to emphasize the severity of retardation. adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.

"So you're trying to tell me Step Up isn't shit?" "It's not" "You're a fucktard"

Author: Lee Harvey Oswald, Grass Knoll http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3284033
88. (Fucktard) (4↑, 4↓)
A bit like a Fuckwit, this person cannot grasp the simplest of concepts and ruins everything.

dammit tony you fucktard\! you just knocked my steaming cup of coffee all over me\!

89. (fucktard) (3↑, 3↓)
a fucking retard

You are such a fucktard\!

90. (Fucktard) (5↑, 5↓)
Noun. A fucktard is a short, lazy way of calling someone a fucking retard.

"Man, learn to drive you fucktard\!"

91. (fucktard) (5↑, 5↓)
A combonation of "fuckin retard" into one easy to use package

That guy thinks he's cool but he makes himself look like even more of a total fucktard by acting that way.

92. (Fucktard) (4↑, 4↓)
An extremely fucking retarded person

Jim is such a fucktard\!

93. (Fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
the name you call someone when they have done something stupid or shamefull

i cant believe you kissed him...your such a fucktard

94. (Fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
Someone That's Fucking Retarded

Your So Fucktarded I Swear

Author: Heather Buchheit http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3043009
95. (fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
a stupid idiotic person who deserves to have monkey crap thrown at their face. when stupid isn't enough to describe how ridiculous one is being.

"That's not the way to do it, fucktard\!"

Author: nikki is more awesome than you cause she has blue hair http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3026504
96. (fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
A retarded motherfucker... Stupid, dumb, idiot, fucker, waste of time, [George Bush], dumbass, lifeless loser, [gay], homophobe, a de de de, stupidass, stupid sadistic fucking abusive whore, [retard].

You are such a fucktard. Why the hell is he being a fucktard.

97. (Fucktard) (4↑, 4↓)
Someone who is undoubtedly, a fucking retarded.

Dude did you see that chick walk into the wall? What a fucktard...

98. (fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
a fucking retard, morethen a retard but not quite a shittard\!\!\!

when ur dumbass friend decides she wants to drink under age, thats a fucktard move.

99. (fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
An incompetent idiot who never does anything right even after months of training.

Marilyn is such a fucktard. I guess you can't fix stupid.

100. (fucktard) (5↑, 5↓)
the best insult ever\! kind of like fucking retard or it sounds cooler and more clever

you shot Chruch you teen killing fucktard\!

101. (Fucktard) (4↑, 4↓)
Person whom has much ill-will or disregard towards others while concurrently may not care or have the ability to consider the outcome or consequences.

"Hey fucktard, There are people here in line who have been waiting their turn, go to the back of the line." "John is such a fucktard. He is doing his brother's wife."

102. (FUCKTARD) (4↑, 4↓)
someone who is a fucker and also acts retarded.

man the dude at the bar is a total fucktard.

Author: monica dickinson http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2799485
103. (fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
a person that is a fucking retard

What are you doing fucktard?

Author: april underwood http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2759867
104. (Fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
A word used offensively to denote a "fucking retard".

Colin: That stupid fucktard forgot his homework.

105. (Fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
A general pillock, also adds expression for calling someone a tard

"shut the hell up you fucktard"

106. (Fucktard) (3↑, 3↓)
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

I was looking for the Webster definition of "fucktard", and I opened the book at Rudy Giuliani's photograph.

107. (Fucktard) (13↑, 13↓)
One who exceeds retardation.

Chester and AJ from "Dude, where's my Car?" are fucktards.

108. (fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
combination of the words fucking and retarded

you are such a fucktard for not hitting that or you are so fucktarded for not hitting that

109. (fucktard) (7↑, 7↓)
combination of fucking retard, refering to when someone does something extremely stupid.

You fucktard, your not supposed to put metal in the toaster.

110. (fucktard) (8↑, 8↓)
a derogatory term to describe a incompetent douchebag.

quit being such a fucktard\!

111. (Fucktard) (2↑, 2↓)
George W. Bush, pretzel non-eater.

George W. Bush is so dumb, he thinks "ethnic cleansing" means washing okra; what a fucktard he is.

112. (Fucktard) (13↑, 13↓)
can be used as a noun and adjective 1-A stupid person who is a fucker 2-Lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind and who also lacks empathic regard towards those who may be affected by his/her ill-considered behaviour. See also Social Asshole 3-Psychology. A person of the lowest order when classifying behaviour righteousness in regards to the impact it has on immediate group wellness, sustainability of group dynamics, and empathic regard of all others who may, or may not be included in his/her relationships and community.

Can be used as a noun or adjective Come here you fucktard\!\! used after someone driving by threw shit on your car, or on you while you ride your bike, or when you're waiting for the bus, for no reason, concerned only about how cool he thinks it was for him -blind and disregarding that it might affect someone undeserving.

Author: jawn the baptist http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2000422
113. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
A Fucking idiot/Retard

That guy that set his head on fire is a fucktard

114. (Fucktard) (1↑, 1↓)
One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure. Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)

Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm) Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately. Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business\!

115. (fucktard) (36↑, 36↓)
A Retard is born mentally challenged and can't help it, a Fucktard MAKES A CHOICE to be that way.

A perfect example of a fucktard, would be a lamer, booter, shit-stirrer, and room lagger in yahoo chat. This includes those who are most likely to make idle threats over a mic or by font-fucking (fighting with others exclusively in type) in a chatroom, as they hide in their trailers behind a monitor. Were most likely picked on on the playground. They become superheros in chat in their own minds, yet remain fucktards in the minds of the more intellectual chatters, those who know how to use ignore. Also a perpetual room troller looking for online sex. Including those begging for cams..aka cambeggars. Or exposers - "See my 1 inch dick on cam now\!" They make great fucktards as well, being as they can't get sex off the net on their own, so they are fuck-tarded, Fuck/Fucking challenged.

Author: evil old grotty bitch http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1700426
116. (fucktard) (11↑, 11↓)
Someone that is beyond stupid and a screw up.

George Bush is a fucktard.

117. (Fucktard) (15↑, 15↓)
To make an idiot of oneself. Usually by self-destructive means, or some other action that places the doer at fault for their own actions.

Tommy-lee inducting himself in to the fucktard hall-of-fame by burning his face off with an indoor pyrotechnics display.

118. (FuckTard) (12↑, 12↓)
A F*Tard is not just your normal retared person they are but a select few in the community. They are really dumb and do stupid things at the worst of times.

Don't jump off the roof you FuckTard\!\!\!

119. (fucktard) (0↑, 0↓)
a word used by people that want to feel [elite] and try to degrade other people as much as they can so that they can make themselves feel as good as possible, while in reality only degrading themselves more

sup d00d, i jus fuckn pwnd dis fucktard

120. (fucktard) (51↑, 51↓)
Function: noun, adjective I do believe it is self explanatory

If you can't figure it out, YOU must be a fucktard as well.

121. (fucktard) (15↑, 15↓)
a person who is a fucking retard

hey look its that fucktard RJ\!

122. (fucktard) (8↑, 8↓)
A dumbass, combination of "fucking" and "retard"

He just crashed into a tree, what a fucktard\!

Author: Your mom goes to college\!\!\!\! http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1325331
123. (Fucktard) (7↑, 7↓)
Another more exciting word for insulting people such as retard, stupid, and dumbass

Kayla: I love cheese Amber: your such a Fucktard

Author: **A-m-A-n-D-a** http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1296087
124. (fucktard) (444↑, 444↓)
Someone who is so stupid by default that to call them a retard would be an insult to those retarded everywhere. Their ignorance and lack of redeeming factors make them fucktards.

"I can't believe John, the stupid fucktard, would go and say that to Julie after telling him so many times not to\!"

Author: Matt Hayward (AUS) http://fucktard.urbanup.com/587270
125. (fucktard) (4↑, 4↓)
A contraction of the words [fucking] and [retard]. Used to negatively describe a person, place, event, or thing. Note that all fucktards are [assclown]s, although not all [assclown]s are fucktards.

(1) Saddam Hussein is a total fucktard. (2) That song was fucktarded.

126. (fucktard) (3↑, 4↓)
a really retarded idiot, who runs their mouth all day, but couldn't do a fucking thing on their own. They mostly make gay comments, and talk about dicks and asses all day to try a cover up the fact that they are gay and sercertly want a large dick in their ass and a set of sweaty balls in their mouth.

fred: "nothing like swinging dicks in the morning" me: "fred you are a fucktard"

Author: fuckin assclown http://fucktard.urbanup.com/6200535
127. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Fucktard - Noun 1. An person who is completely devoid of intelligence.

Do not eat the toilet paper you fucktard\!

Author: 3rd Degree Burns http://fucktard.urbanup.com/6068151
128. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
fucking retard, as in when someone is too retarded, you call him/her that

You're such a Fucktard

129. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
stupid people, who have no brian doing stupid things\!\!

Dumb ass people, they are fucktards.

130. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A fucking retard

The military is run by a bunch of fucktards.

131. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A mixture between a retard and a fuckwit, but slightly worse than either. An ultimate word of contempt.

Did you see that bloke on X Factor the other night? What the one juggling fish? Yeh, he was an idiot. Idiot? He was a out and out fucktard.

132. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Person who adds the 371st definition of "fucktard".

I am a fucktard.

133. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
The act of someone being fucking retarded.

John: Hey dude I got 20$ what can I buy with it Houston: That new dvd its only $16.99 John: Oh...do I have enough? Houston: Fucktard.....

134. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
One who is fucktarded.

Jeffrey: Can you help me open this? Michael: That's a screwdriver you fucktard.

Author: The Dark Master... Bator http://fucktard.urbanup.com/5073339
135. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A person who fucks retarded people.

Man: I love having sex with retarded girls. Other Man: You're such a fucktard.

136. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A guy who doesn't have enough blood to run his dick and his brain at the same time, thereby rendered moronic by lust or impotent by cogitation.

Well, realistically, most guys, actually. ;-) Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"

Author: InXanaduDidKublaiKhan http://fucktard.urbanup.com/5018923
137. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Fucktard: Fucking and Retard out together to make Fucktard.

You fucktard, go suck a fat one.

138. (fucktard) (3↑, 4↓)
1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'. 2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.

Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear\! Son: Fucktard again? Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in\! Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.

139. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Fucking Retard

John is such a fucktard.

140. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
some one thats an idiot, says stupid things, is ignorant, and deserves to be kicked in the balls

"oh my goodness, that cameron petty sure is a fucktard."

Author: choochielovesbubbles\<3 http://fucktard.urbanup.com/4904938
141. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A person who although has been medically declared fit but is obviously retarded. Will usually so no physical signs off mental illness.

I cant believe John Howard's bowling style, what a fucktard\!\!\!\! I asked for a beer and the fucktard gave emu bitter.

142. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Noun, Descriptive word of frustration towards an individuals idiocy Plural,Twinucktard (Twin-uck-tard) Used in cases when venting must be placed upon more than one individual

To drop ones pants in public...What a Fucktard, You're a Fucktard, Fucking Fucktard.

143. (FuckTard) (0↑, 1↓)
a person that's kinda slow....but still really awesome. some people think calling someone a fucktard is a bad thing, but it obviously isn't. when performing an act of fucktardness (s)he will be notified by a simple....ur such a fucktard. it generally means: ur such a weirdo, but I love ya ^_^ calling someone a RE-tard means they are more than TARDED. they're REEEE-tarded. calling someone a retard is not nice. yet a fucktard should be considered one of the greatest compliments one can receive.

out of all people Kirsty JJ is by faaarrr my favorite fucktard. I do not love Lady Gaga. shes a RETARD not a fucktard.

144. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
a person who is a fucking retard.

1. MOM\!...jerry peed the bed, he is such a [fucktard]\! 2.carlos caught the kitchen on fire again... he is a real[ fucktard]. 3. why are [you] reading this you [fucktard]?

Author: not from your world. http://fucktard.urbanup.com/4682149
145. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
a compound word describing really Fucking Retarded people.

I had to tell the FUCKTARD three times.

146. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
The type of person that sends you chain email concerning new years a month or several months into the year.

"Dude, this guy just sent me a new years chain email...and it's February. What a fucktard\!"

Author: Penguinstalker. http://fucktard.urbanup.com/4639117
147. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
The line in which a "retard" and and "fucker" meet, born when the scum of the earth named Raymond came into the earth and realized he was a Fucktard

The Runescape player: Deathnova is a Fucktard, he has no life and all should hate him.

Author: BOOM SHAKALAKALAKA http://fucktard.urbanup.com/4473858
148. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
Someone who is really, incredibly dumb. So much that it confuses and frustrates observers to the point of fury. Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.

"You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard\!"

149. (Fucktard) (2↑, 3↓)
A Kenny. A fucking retard.

That dude is a fucking Kenny. Yeah, Ken is a fucktard.

150. (Fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
Usually when people are being fucking retards, you put the two words together to make it easier to say. Used mostly in the ghettos of Louisiana from whites to others, more common when referring to an actual autistic person with brain malfunctions.

Person \#1 : Dude, he's retarded. Person \#2 : No, hes fucking retarded. Person \#3 : How about making it easier to say, dumbasses? Person \#1 & 2 : Your a fucktard.

151. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Noun. A person usually affiliated with the democratic party

Man, Barack Obama is such a fucktard

152. (fucktard) (2↑, 3↓)
A retarded fuck that won't shut the fuck up. A bastard that is a lady's man but really can't get with anyone. His laugh is like a constipated hippo and when he moves all his blubber jiggles up and down. He thinks he's so cool but no\! He acutally is friendless because no body gives a shit about him, not even his own mama. Don't hang out with a fucktard because you know they are really just a piece of shit\!

Fucktard: Alex Glover. A red headed retard that needs a slap upside the head. He thinks his dick is hot but there's actually nothing there\! Caution, avoid this stalking piece of shit creep othewise he might rape you.

153. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
a combination of a fucker and a retard...like when some one is just being so dumb and making you really mad.

your friend is being hella dumb and being an ass at the same time. "dude your such a fucktard."

154. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A cross between a fuckup and a retard.

God, he's such a fucktard\!

155. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
(noun) A contraction of fuck and retard. Used for those extra special moments when calling someone a fucking retard just isn't quite enough.

Learn how to drive, you idiot fucktard\!

156. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A blending of two words Fucking and retard. The term is to be used when there is no other explaination for a persons behavior.

My sister is a cop in an urban area and she called a naked drunk man a FUCKTARD\!\! example: Put some clothes on you FUCKTARD\!\!\! Why are u pulling a gun on your family...You FUCKTARD\!

157. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Fucktard (theater): 1. Anyone who is eating, talking, leaving to use the bathroom (or just leaving in general), or being an all-around douche during a theater performance. 2. Another word used to describe someone who is disrespectful. 3. The word "fuck" combined with the word "retard".

The guy in front of us is eating and talking really loudly while this play is going on. What a fucktard.

158. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Fucktard - the form of apparel worn globally by street-hookers which is swiftly detached and allows for near-instant sexual penetration. Fucktards were developed from the older form of clothing - leotards. They can be manipulated to be worn during sex in many ways.

Oh man, she's got some smokin' fucktards on. Those hookers wear fucktards to maximise their financial turnover. Don't buy lingerie, buy fucktards \!

Author: Gorgonzola Happiness http://fucktard.urbanup.com/4194187
159. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability. 1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below). 2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.

“Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise immediately\!”

160. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
It is what southerners say after having some of the best intercourse (possibly even with their 1st cousins of course).

"Shoooweeee\! Maybelle and me shure did fucktard last night\!"

161. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
fucktard is a amalgamation of the words fuking and retard

ME:Ur Such a fucktard You:Not Really

162. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
when one is very angry at another or in an argument. one might say this word out of anger, frustration. also, depending on the other, they might take this word offensivley or might just brush it off.

"You stupid fucktard." "You're so fucktarted."

163. (Fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
to be a fucktard is to do something incredibly dumb.

1.After Jessias broke up with the hottest girl Angela everyone ruled her out to be a fucktard. 2. - Africa is a continent? - yes you fucktard.

164. (Fucktard) (2↑, 3↓)
Fucktard - referring to a person who demostrates a situation or conversational hiccup that refelcts a sub-human intelliegence level below the lowest IQ of a retarded human being. indicating that they lack the capacity for basic functions of procreation when one is titled a "fucktard" that person has reached a conversational or situational level so degredating to the reflection of their mental capacity they are titled so stupid they are unable to preform sex at any proper level. so retarded they can't even fuck right, a fucktard. so absolutley stupid they are hardly showing functionality above the level of a potato or coma patient.

"it is astounding you can properly operate a computer you fucktard" "yeah thanks for burning down my house you fucktard." "Do you seriously have no common sense not to get your dick stuck in a hot tub jet? i hope they amputate, fucktard\!"

165. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
A person who likes to fuck retards.

The employee at the mental hospital is a fucktard.

166. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
an urban dictionary editor who rejects your coll submissions because he is a uncle fucker.

i can't believe that fucktard rejected my entry--he was probably giving his uncle a tony danza.

167. (Fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
A combination of the words "[fucking]" and "[retard]". Used to express anger towards someone other than yourself. Instead of wasting your valuable time screaming, "YOU FUCKING RETARD\!\!\! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT\!" You can just say....

"YOU FUCKTARD\!\!\! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT\!" See the excellent reasoning? :) Your friends will be impressed.

168. (Fucktard) (2↑, 3↓)
1: Adj. a contraction between "fuck" and "Retard" usually used to describe someone who isn't legally retarded, but might as well be. 2: Adj, A person who is an incredibly bad Fuck, usually leaving woman in the relationship completely unsatisfied after sex; either with duration, skill/performance, and/or just all around unpleasurable. relationships don't tend to last long with these individuals, with them usually broken off by the woman.

1: Robert, being a complete Fucktard, decided to see what would happen if he put sugar in his gas tank while on vacation. 2: Matt's last four girlfriends all left him because he is a Fucktard in bed, never lasting long enough to satisfy any of them even once.

169. (Fucktard) (2↑, 3↓)
a harsher term for fuckwit. Use if perplexed by an illogical, or unjustified decision made by another.

'What a fucktard for saying people don't need to exercise\!'

170. (Fucktard) (3↑, 4↓)
Someone who seems mentally defective but actually isn't.

Dan is so unreasonable at times, he acts like a fucktard.

171. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who is so both a 'retard' and a 'fucking asshole'.

" I can't believe that fucktard just ran into my truck."

Author: missinginaction47 http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3883139
172. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
a 'fucktard' origionated from the word 'fucking retard' its meaning is stupid beyond all beleif and uncontrolabley crazy ...

boy:You are such a [fucktard]\! other boy: shut up fucking retard...

173. (Fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
a fucking retard... (moron, idiot, dumbass)

Quit talking you Fucktard\!

174. (Fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
An idiot

Justin is a classic FUCKTARD\!

175. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
the dumbest person in a group of at least five people.

kevin oltrich is a mouther fucking fucktard

Author: jamesdacrazyman http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3776731
176. (Fucktard) (4↑, 5↓)
To be really fucking retarded

If you are conor smale you are a "fucktard

Author: anthony nichols http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3683700
177. (fucktard) (2↑, 3↓)
some one who is "fucking retarded."

Billy: where is Alabama in Africa?" Jean: your such a fucktard.

Author: Hartley Hogenkamppppppp http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3650359
178. (Fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
Someone who acts like a total fucking idiot.

My Husband is a perfect example. Patty quit being a Fucktard\!

179. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
some one who is so fucking retarded you had to put the word fuck infront of it.

yo George Bush is a fucktard.

Author: Janiceisbetterthanyou. http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3530846
180. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
someone who is really really stupid

Hey fucktard, why did you jump in that pit of rattlesnakes?

181. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone defined as a [fuck] and somebody defined as a [retard] blended together to make this glorious obscenity.

The people reading this definition of fucktard are social fucktards

182. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
the combination of a fucker and a retard; used to describe a person who is incapable of doing anything and usually is an overall jerk

Arnold is such a fucktard.

Author: Hater of Fucktards http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3367360
183. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Combination of two words [Fuck]/[Retard] to express two insults.

Random Guy 1:Man I've no-coated a a girl Random Guy 2:What? Random Guy 1:I Mean i Barebacked her Random Guy 2:Arggh you Fucktard

184. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
Fucktard is a combintion of the two words Fucking and Retard, so the word means fucking retard.

George W. Bush is a fucktard.

185. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
retard, just with a "fuck" in it

kid jumps off 3 story roof and breaks face "nice going you fucktard"

Author: jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3196860
186. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A person who is acting "Fucking-Retarded", one who shows evidence of being stupid through several actions.

Ned is such a fucktard\!

187. (Fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
A " Dumbass". someone you know who does stupid, reckless things, who also has no respect for other people's shit. somewhat like a 'Retard', but you can use this term after someone has done something VERY DUMB.

Your friend just jumped in front of a moving train, but survived, and didn't get injured, or caught. you can call him a " FUCKTARD".

188. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
A cross between Fuck and Bastard to produce a more serious insult than Bastard. Generally used to descri be someone who performs an act that is considered stupid.

"You are such a Fucktard"

189. (Fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
a fucking retard with no life. tends to be an asshole. goes for older women, will never get laid. has endless amounts of butt buddies. walks around with his shirt tucked in like a homo. usually has random circles on the top of his head.

" Look at Jerimiah, hes such a fucktard\!"

190. (fucktard) (0↑, 1↓)
a word used by rednecks to describe rough sex

I tell you whut jimmy, me an betty-jo fucktard last nite.

191. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
basically a fuckin' idiot retarted ass people that do dumb shit a combination of fuck and retard

susie smoked a bowl before school and left the rest of her bud on the kitchen counter for the world to see and now shes grounded till the end of the school year.. what a fuckin' fucktard\!

192. (fucktard) (10↑, 11↓)
Person who believes that String Theory states that neutrons have charge. Person who believe that reading Wikipedia makes you a genius in everything Also, Person who believes that geologist fathers means that cells undergo combustion.

"According to String Theory, neutrons have charge\!" "...Unless they're neutral...fucktard.."

193. (FuckTard) (2↑, 3↓)
Noun; Someone so foolish, the word "retard" doesn't quite cover it.

Fucking hell, that fucking FuckTard just put his knob in a blender\!

Author: The Magnificent Cooper http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2477979
194. (fucktard) (2↑, 3↓)
a retarded person whos only friend is a girl with a cock and has a spaz whenever someone trys to be his friend

me: hello mark jarvis mark jarvis: *throws a spaz and runs to izzy prater(the girl with a cock)* me: What a fucktard

Author: Muhammed Pattel http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2418279
195. (Fucktard) (17↑, 18↓)
A fucker who is also a retard

Fucker + Retard = Fucktard

196. (fucktard) (11↑, 12↓)
The world's hottest [mustard], inducer of searing nasal pain and sometimes permanent nasal hairloss.

Person 1:Hey, did you pick up some mustard? Person 2:Yeah, I got some Fucktard. Person 3 (awakes from drunken stupor) Holy fuck\! Better get some beerz ready\!

197. (Fucktard) (22↑, 23↓)
to be like stephaine, OR to have no common sense, being slow, stupid, or mostly anything stupidly done, a person stupid, a thing stupid.

Stephaine stop being a fucktard\!

Author: Livin on the inside_out http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1758961
198. (fucktard) (1↑, 2↓)
fuck as in fucking(smashing [box]). tard as in delay. Dealying fucking for no other reason then virginity. Usually practiced by catholic girls. ie. krysten and christi

Christi and Krysten better put out soon they are being fucktards\!

199. (fucktard) (13↑, 14↓)
see: fiddy cent
200. (Fucktard) (0↑, 2↓)
A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker. Generally used with distain

Conrad: yo bitch Dan: SHUT UP FUCKTARD\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

201. (fucktard) (0↑, 2↓)
1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck\!" even at the mention of said the tard.  2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally [retarded] person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire [clan] of fucktards.

1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?" sam: "fuck\! i hate fucking bill\! he is such a fucking fucktard\!" jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it." 2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally [fucking] awesome\! I was so fucking wasted, i was like [fuck], where the fuck am i? u know?" ftard2:" yeah fuck man\! i was so fucked up\! have u [fucked] brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."

202. (fucktard) (6↑, 8↓)
(n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.

dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).

203. (Fucktard) (2↑, 4↓)
A combination of someone who fucks up or does something stupid that considers them as a retard.

Person \#1- Hey look car keys\! Person \#2- My mom said that she lost them...she is a fucktard\!

204. (fucktard) (0↑, 2↓)
josh

fucktard your being such a josh your a josh

205. (fucktard) (2↑, 4↓)
A retard, the combination of the words "fuck" and "retard" Stupid person Your mom

"Your mom is such a fucktard. o.O"

Author: Alex-The-Awesome http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3675193
206. (fucktard) (0↑, 2↓)
accronmym for fucking mustard

"this fucking mustard jar wont open" "this fucktard wont open"

207. (fucktard) (7↑, 9↓)
some one so mother fucking retared you wonder how they get dressed in the morning.

dude why are you such a fucktard

Author: bob the mailman http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2923687
208. (fucktard) (2↑, 4↓)
Someone who is retarded and gets fucked all the time. Also known as a "retarded fucker" or "tarded fucker". Starting being used by rednecks during the "shit on me" protests in 1989.

Jake "Dude that girl is a fucktard" James "I know she is such dumb whore"

Author: John fucktarded http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2898976
209. (fucktard) (3↑, 5↓)
fucktard. What an excellent word. It is the perfect combination between fuck and retard. You wanna say this word when someone is stupid, a loser, whatever you wanna call it.

"Get your ass over here you fucktard\!"

210. (fucktard) (2↑, 4↓)
someone that is a retarded asshole

why do you have to be a fucktard

211. (fucktard) (21↑, 23↓)
An individual who decides to run for Congress as an independent while claiming to be a member of the Democratic party, although he circumvented the democratic process by not running in a primary out of fear of getting his ass kicked. Fucktards have zero experience in public office, no diplomas of any kind whatsoever from institutions of either secondary education or higher learning, and are often seen riding the coattails of their much more intelligent, capable, and successful brothers.

Jake Ford is a fucktard.

Author: Annoyed Democrat http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1991977
212. (fucktard) (14↑, 16↓)
*Fucktard (n) - the combination of being a fuck-up, one who cannot seem to do anything right, or a fucker, a nuisance to society, and an individual who appears to have the mental capacity of a person who is mentally retarded

His incessant jackassory made me wanna juke the hell out of him for being such a queer little fucktard.

213. (fucktard) (12↑, 14↓)
An asshole who is such a douche that he has exhausted the term "retard" and must now be called "fucktard".

Hey fucktard stop fuckign poking me before I sodomize you with a lamp-post\!

214. (fucktard) (13↑, 15↓)
the joining of two words......"fuck" and "retard" someone who is beyond being called a retard... making it a super swear word with the powers of both "fuck" and "retard"

"carlos was walking and he ran into a large, clearly in view street sign. andy resulted to insulting him by call him a fucktard

215. (fucktard) (7↑, 9↓)
to say that someone is a fucking retard in a slang sort of way by shortening it. [fucking] and [retard]

max: midge your a fucktard midge:yay im a fucking fucktard max:yer your also a [neek] but i love you

Author: alreddydepressedemo http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1525227
216. (fucktard) (5↑, 7↓)
An insult replacing the nonPC term "Retard"

Jeez man you are a real FUCKTARD\!

217. (fucktard) (7↑, 9↓)
short for [fucking] [retard]

Look at that fucktard trying to look hard core.

218. (Fucktard) (10↑, 12↓)
The most overused "new" curse word.

The teenage punk rocker was calling people "fucktard" all day.

219. (fucktard) (8↑, 10↓)
a combinatin of both a fucker and a retard

" you are a fuctard and a dirty bastard"

220. (fucktard) (4↑, 7↓)
Like a retard,but with some"fuckin idiot" mixed in.

"Did you see that fucktard try n jump off that roof?" or "you cant drive with no oil,you fucktard\!"

221. (Fucktard) (2↑, 5↓)
someone who is fuckier than a retard but not as retarded as a fuck

look at joey, he is such a fucktard\!

222. (Fucktard) (5↑, 8↓)
Someone who is fucking [retarded] or is acting fucking [retarded].

Quit being such a fucktard Johnny.

223. (Fucktard) (8↑, 11↓)
An adjective that describes a person who is extremely annoying and clumsy.

Shawn (the office shit talker), is such a fucktard, was supposed to nail this chick but he got drunk, offended her and fell off his bar stool again.

224. (Fucktard) (7↑, 10↓)
It is a combanation of two words that mean idiot; "fucking retard".

"Bobby is such a fucktard\!" "Susie, stop acting like a fucktard."

225. (fucktard) (6↑, 9↓)
Shorter version of 'fucking retard'

Runefanz is fucktarded

226. (fucktard) (0↑, 3↓)
Fuck = sexual intercoarse Tard = A Large Hunk Of Horse Shit Fuck + Tard = having sexual intercoarse with a Large Hunk Of Horse Shit

Josh: Oi scott pull ur dick out of that horse shit you fucktard

227. (fucktard) (6↑, 9↓)
Combination of [retard] and [fucker]. As such, fucktard infers a person who acts both incredibly stupid and incredibly assholish at the same time.

After the underage student openly admitted to having three alcoholic drinks to the school newspaper and to the police, the fucktard pleaded "Not Guilty" to charges of underage drinking.

228. (Fucktard) (6↑, 9↓)
A person whose actions can be described as far beyond [retarded]. This descriptor is frequently used after a night of heavy drinking.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Dan was arrested for peeing on the police station last night? Guy 2: Man that guy is a fucktard\!

Author: Michael Steinhour http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1653822
229. (fucktard) (9↑, 12↓)
A stronger insult than "retard," and slightly more vulgar. This phrase can be used to refer to individuals or objects of concern in a vulgar manner. It is a shortened form of Fucking Retard often used on the internet. See [Fucktarded]

That fucktard stole my bike\!

230. (Fucktard) (9↑, 12↓)
Dick Cheney, for sure. First, he's a retard (and a criminal), and second, he's known for using the word F*ck publicly (in the US senate).

Did you hear that fucktard Dick Cheney say 'Go fuck yourself' in the US senate?

231. (Fucktard) (6↑, 9↓)
An ignorant and close-minded person who posesses all the qualities of a fucking idiot.

Someone who insults a democrat for simply being a democrat based on their own opinion and/or research.

232. (fucktard) (7↑, 10↓)
as it suggests: a fucking retard

Those first graders are total fucktards

233. (fucktard) (5↑, 8↓)
n.: A person, usually no older than 9, who posts a definition of someones name and/or directed to one person n.: Someone who replies to a definition of someone's name and/or a definition directed as a retort to another fucktard n.: A person who causes one to involuntarily say "what in the fuck" to onesself

I wish I could be a 6-year-old fucktard and post a definition for a word after my mommy put in the password for AOL.

234. (fucktard) (20↑, 23↓)
A teamkiller in an online game, specifically halo.

"you killed church, you teamkilling fucktard\!" - Red vs Blue

235. (fucktard) (5↑, 8↓)
People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

236. (Fucktard) (3↑, 6↓)
A stupid fuck, who is also retarded.

The only way of describing that person is as a fucktard.

Author: www.dumbasses-anonymous.cjb.net The Creator Of The http://fucktard.urbanup.com/180685
237. (Fucktard) (8↑, 11↓)
A complete and total moron

Sean's mom is a huge fucktard.

Author: Billy Castillo http://fucktard.urbanup.com/175630
238. (Fucktard) (4↑, 7↓)
People who flame others on urban dictionary.

Heehee Chris is such a faggot\! He can't get laid\! I'm gonna beat him up in-real\!

239. (fucktard) (6↑, 9↓)
An idiot. A screwup.

(When your friend is walking on the edge of a board and making it flip over) You: Just walk on the center and don't be a fucktard\!

240. (fucktard) (5↑, 9↓)
Raff

Raff you are the fucktard

241. (Fucktard) (0↑, 4↓)
When you call someone a retard with an added level of cruelty.

" You fucking FUCKTARD\!" or "Your Mums a fucking fucktard. Who im gunna fucking fuck."

242. (fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
a completely stupid-ass motherfucker who takes ur necklace because it has Miller caps on it

Our assistant principal, Mr. T. Doughty, is a goddamn fucktard

243. (Fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
Half Fuckhead,(fucked in the head), and half retarded or low IQ. Usually denotes unreasonable male behavior with stupid logic as in outbursts of jealousy, anger or demands.

Knock it off, you are walking the Fucktard Line. You are such a Fucktard.

244. (fucktard) (7↑, 11↓)
A mindless teenager of the MTV generation, a sheep, one who cannot use the english language correctly, teenybopper, douchebag.

You stupid freshmen are all fucktards.

245. (fucktard) (6↑, 10↓)
1 : to slow up especially by self preventing or self hindering advance or accomplishment : self IMPEDING 2 : choosing to delay academic progress by deliberate failure to promote

1.The teacher has grown tired of the fucktards that she gets in her class year after year. 2. The supervisor wishes she didn't have to train fucktards over and over. laggard,tardy, Related words: deliberate, measured; inert, loafing, lounging; lingering, loitering, tarrying; ambling, inching, plodding, shuffling, strolling; decelerating, slowing; filibustering, Near Antonyms expeditious, prompt, ready; accelerated, hastened, quickened; hurried, rushed Antonyms barreling, bolting, breakneck, breathless, brisk, careering, dizzy, fast, fleet, flying, hasty, hurrying, lightning, quick, racing, rapid, rocketing, running, rushing, scooting, scudding, scurrying, snappy, speeding, speedy, swift, whirling, whirlwind, whisking, zipping 2 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily \<the slower students worked together in a separate group\> -- see STUPID 1

246. (FuckTard) (5↑, 9↓)
When someone is acting really stupid and dumb

Jeez that guy is a real fucktard on the road

247. (fucktard) (29↑, 33↓)
A combination of the words [Fucking] and [Retard]. (noun) (Adjective) 1. A mentally retarded person with so little intelligence that they actually believe they are smart 2. The antithesis of genius 3. George W. Bush 4. A person of normal intelligence than does something mind-numbingly, undescribably fucktarded. 5. Spongebob Squarepants

-CT dropped the soap in prison. What a fucktard. or -"I'm a follower of American politics." —George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

248. (Fucktard) (12↑, 16↓)
Fucking Retard. Someone who exhibits the qualities of a complete moron, and pisses everyone right off in the process.

Dylan Smith is a Fucktard.

249. (Fucktard) (5↑, 9↓)
1.a grossly stupid person, used in some cases when the word retard is not sufficient to allay the subject's mental state. 2. Dansville slang for a person of gross stupidity, approximation of "fucking retard".

"Man that guy is a fucktard" "You are guilty of extreme fucktardery\!"

250. (fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
a combination of retard and fuckwit when u cant decide what to call those of a lower intelligence just call them a fucktard

jase u fucktard dont ram it up my anus ....

Author: his master.... http://fucktard.urbanup.com/915680
251. (fucktard) (12↑, 16↓)
n. Any individual who utters the word [fucktard].

"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."

252. (fucktard) (7↑, 11↓)
to be a fuck and a retard at the same time. goes great with cockbite

You cockbiting fucktards\! You broke my voice filter.- Tex from redvsblue.com

253. (fucktard) (23↑, 27↓)
See also: Michael Moore

"Michael Moore is a deceptive, lying fucktard."

254. (Fucktard) (15↑, 19↓)
There are various levels of idiocy prevalent in society. One can be described as an [idiot], a [dipshit] or possibly an [assclown]. However, those who are bestowed with the debatable gift of total idiocy may be described as a fucktard. This word is a contraction of the two words 'fucking', and 'retard'. A fucktard will undoubtedly show the uncanny ability to annoy the shit out of his/her peers, through attempts at humour, hypocrisy or sheer idiocy. Generally fucktards are seen by everyone to be anyone who is destined to be an absolute failure at life.

Alex makes attempts at humor which only he considers funny, as a means to find friends at school. So far he has been unsuccessful, and will probably go through life in a similar manner. His pathetic attempts at humor alone qualify him to be an absolute fucktard.

Author: Carey Middleton http://fucktard.urbanup.com/615682
255. (fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
The word "fucktard" means the same thing as using "retard" in a derogatory (as opposed to merely descriptive) manner. But whereas "retard" has the connotation of an insult to people with an unfortunate medical condition, the word "fucktard" makes it clear that it's a lifestyle choice.

Even though the parking lot was packed, some fucktard had parked his new car across two parking spaces.

256. (Fucktard) (257↑, 261↓)
(noun) One who acts, behaves, or demonstrates the qualities of a fucking retard.

Teacher was being a fucktard today.

Author: Spits and Scones http://fucktard.urbanup.com/584586
257. (fucktard) (1↑, 5↓)
...probably you if you go home and say to thyneself... "hey i'll put my friend's name on this site, because everyone knows who (insert name here) is. AND\\OR People who are too pussy-ish to wear real words on their clothes (see below).

"You are a fucktard" "Dead baby jokes are offensive sick and cruel"- "shut up you fucktard\!" "Check out the fucktard wearing FCUK"

Author: Royal Steve (saviour of the omniverse) http://fucktard.urbanup.com/554120
258. (fucktard) (7↑, 11↓)
A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.

"Hey guys, Bergkamp is the most influential player in the world", "Go away Pubert, you fucktard"

259. (fucktard) (22↑, 26↓)
The best combination of two words ever made\!

You, my friend, are a fucktard,

Author: only$19.99,less s+h http://fucktard.urbanup.com/440241
260. (Fucktard) (2↑, 6↓)
An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.

That kid is a real fucktard.

261. (FUCKTARD) (3↑, 7↓)
a person who perpetually displays the characteristics of both a fucking idiot and humongous retard

Cmon you fucktard, stop fuckin around, its getting fuckin late.

262. (fucktard) (7↑, 11↓)
You, especially if you're reading this.

____________ is a fucktard\! (Your name)

Author: Creamsicle God http://fucktard.urbanup.com/341484
263. (fucktard) (6↑, 10↓)
person of unbelievable stupidity, beyond mere retardedness

this bloke just stole my tracking device, the police are tracking him, what a fucktard\!

264. (FuckTard) (6↑, 10↓)
the word FuckTard was made for more shock value then just retard. or atleast i made it that way.

sentence: "Dont be such a retard" that is the normal sentence in a person that dosent say an attack on intelect. the full force term and more attacking (per say) is "dont be such a fucktard\!" ]) "you are a fucktard ]) "fucktard dont talk."

265. (fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
n. 1) A retarded person who thinks they're normal, but in fact are just getting either literally or mind-fucked on a daily basis by people who would otherwise be normal, however since they've fucked a retard, they automatically become their own fucktard. 2) A person so retarded they are only worth gang-bang fucking like the slab of meat they are.

Pish-posh, little johnnie drove his moped off a bridge because nobody liked his shitty sense of humor, now that's a dead fucktard\!

266. (fucktard) (10↑, 14↓)
The absolute bottom of the barrel idiot.

Mobius got caught trying to stuff handfuls of dirt up his ass. He is definetly a fucktard.

267. (fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
someone annoying rude or disruptive, an idiot

Why do you have to be such a fucktard?

268. (fucktard) (5↑, 9↓)
Noun 1) A contflation formed from the phrase, "fucking retard" 2) Someone who is severly intellectually deficient, as in eBay'ers or NASCAR fans.

The FBI and Microsoft are such a bunch of fucktards, that they cannot figure out that I wrote the blaster worm. Those fucktards have raided my garbage for the forth time this month... I hate those eBayers\!

269. (fucktard) (3↑, 7↓)
abbreviation for 'fucking retard'

you're being a complete fucktard

Author: Fraggle McFraggle http://fucktard.urbanup.com/238962
270. (fucktard) (10↑, 14↓)
a combination of fuck and retard you fucking retard

you killed church, you team killing fucktard -Tucker

271. (fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
People who think they are too smart but in reality behave like clowns, jokers and what not.

Let's fuck with that fucktard since he talks too big. See if he is really that intelligent or not.

272. (fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
a FUCKing reTARD

hey that guy fell down some stairs. what a fucktard.

273. (Fucktard) (2↑, 6↓)
a Contraction of the word fucking retard. Can only be used when in a 5th-10th level feud with someone,not a lightweight word.
274. (Fucktard) (833↑, 837↓)
1. n: the state of being a fuck while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged personel, or, presently, a retard 2. n: one's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness, even beyond the scopes of a normal fuck and/or retard 3. n: one who repeatedly and liberally uses the word "Doop" (see definition)

Gee\! That sure was a great game of monopoly, and... HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THAT FUCKTARD

275. (fucktard) (5↑, 9↓)
One who is extremely retarded.

"I just jizzed in my mom's hair while watching animals sex on Court TV\!" "Fucktard."

276. (fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
Contraction of Fuck and Retard

You are such an Ass-Ramming Fucktard.

277. (Fucktard) (4↑, 8↓)
A word that has all the emphasis of the word"fuck" combined with the degradation of the word "retard".

Listen fucktard, I wasn't sucking his dick; I was merely licking it.

278. (fucktard) (3↑, 7↓)
a contraction of two words. means fucking retard.

starla called me a fucktard\!

279. (fucktard) (8↑, 12↓)
A complete fucking idiot

That dumb bitch Dottie is a complete fucktard

280. (Fucktard) (7↑, 12↓)
Someone who is fucking retarded.

Kelsea is a fucktard.

281. (Fucktard) (1↑, 6↓)
Fuck=sexual intercourse. Retard=person with very low IQ who is often clueless about many things Fucktard= Person who is a clueless retard at sexual intercourse, performing terribly.

"I thought that guy would be a great lay, but he was such a fucktard\! He blew his load in ten seconds, and vomited all over me afterwards\!"

282. (fucktard) (3↑, 8↓)
Someone as retarded too look up a definition in which it is obvious to know the definition Basically if your reading this your a fucktard

Your a Fucktard for looking up this definition

283. (fucktard) (1↑, 6↓)
A real [botard], [elmore], [maroon], [jackweed] or [fuck up]. Stupid and annoying at the same time.

Dubya is not just dumb, he's a fucktard.

284. (Fucktard) (5↑, 10↓)
Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.

Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento." Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?" Joel - "Other language? What?" Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."

Author: Dwight K. Schrute http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2538050
285. (fucktard) (12↑, 17↓)
Fucktard: an overdue or tardy fuck that had been promised for long ago; a retarded simpleton with a tiny brain contained solely within the head of his dick.

Melanie had been in a state of horniness for too long now, and frustratingly enough, Brad's long awaited fucktard was not enough to satisfy her sexual cravings. Upon studying the CAT scan images of his completely empty skull and the images of a small gray mass resembling brain tissue in the head of his johnson, Dexter, an insufferable dumb fuck, was properly diagnosed by the doctors as a complete fucktard.

286. (fucktard) (4↑, 9↓)
(n.) A fucking retard who likes to think with his penis and go around pretending to be all super fly when he's not. They are usually found in schools and feed on poor teenage girl hearts. The only way to defeat a fucktard is to hit it extremely hard (preferably with a baseball bat) in the testicles.

Chrissy's ex-boyfriend, Chris, Is a complete fucktard.

Author: Chris&Chrissy3_30 http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1752799
287. (Fucktard) (4↑, 9↓)
A fucked up retard. Usually full of shit and dounuts. Bad news.

Dude\! That guy is such a fucktard\!

Author: Bilara Jonehoney http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1690382
288. (fucktard) (5↑, 10↓)
Someone who wears any item of FCUK clothing.

Look at what that fucktard is wearing\!

289. (fucktard) (14↑, 19↓)
a combination of the words fucking and retard a fucktard is basically a stupid person who is mentally challenged, conversationally challened, technologically challened etc. they lack the ability to speak properly, comment sensibly, get dressed without help etc

some examples of well known fucktards are here George bush Madonna Tony Blair Eminem 50 cent

290. (fucktard) (1↑, 6↓)
A person who has done something so unbeliveably [stupid] that it cannot be described with words......only extremely retarded actions A combinitaion of the word fuc.k and [retard].....fuc.k meaning sex or tone of stupidity.......retard meaning slow and stupid.

I cant believe he ran into the traffic, what a fucktard when he stuck his and in the alligators mouth all i could say was " what a fucktard"

291. (Fucktard) (2↑, 7↓)
Male version of [Cocktart]. Term of endearment that a girl uses for her boyfriend, husband, etc.

I love you, too, Fucktard\!

292. (fucktard) (4↑, 9↓)
An insult used to describe somebody that is a fucking retard. Also used with the word duh.

1. Damn Greg, you are such a fucktard. 2. DUH FUCKTARD\!\!\!

293. (fucktard) (2↑, 7↓)
An insult which is combination of fucker n retard.

You really are a stupid fucktard\!

294. (Fucktard) (1↑, 6↓)
Someone who is "fucking retarded"

"Holy shit that guy's fucking retarded\!" "Yeah, what a fucktard"

295. (fucktard) (3↑, 8↓)
noun: derogatory, from the words [fucking] [retarded] (Anglo Saxon). - Someone who creates unneccessary chaos and havoc and just does not care how many people they hurt and kill, only about how much power and money they have

hitler, stalin, george w. bush

296. (fucktard) (4↑, 9↓)
fucktard n. (fuhk-tarr-duh....fuckin idiots...) 1. A person who is a retard while fucking. 2. A person acting like or being a fucking retard.

You are a god damn fucktard\!

Author: u r fucktards.....(go ahead, email me cockbiting fucktards\!) http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1324020
297. (fucktard) (3↑, 8↓)
A Dumbass; a moron; Someone extremly annoying; A person who is fails sexually; A man who has a problem getting "it" up.

"That fucktard over there just cut in line\!" "Freshmen boys are such fucktards" "Kimberly told me John was a fucktard, and sucked in the sack" "I heard Mike was a fucktard and needs viagra"

298. (fucktard) (3↑, 8↓)
A fucking retard. Most likely originated from the internet series R ed vs Blue.

Quit teamkilling you fucktard\!

Author: A crazy mofizzle http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1211539
299. (fucktard) (6↑, 11↓)
First used in the computer gaming scene. Meaning "fucking retarded cheater".

You fucktard, turn off your wall hacks.

300. (Fucktard) (1↑, 6↓)
really stupid, dumb as fuck

who play GTA is really a Fucktard

301. (fucktard) (5↑, 10↓)
One incredibly retarded mother fucker.

You are a stupid ass fucktard.

302. (fucktard) (3↑, 8↓)
a dumbass, someone who has no idea whats happening

F for effort you fucktard\!

303. (fucktard) (2↑, 7↓)
A person that exibits the qualites of both a fuck and a retard. Used on the popular web series Red vs Blue.

Sheila: Firing Main Cannon Caboose: uh-oh Tucker: uh-oh Church: What? oh Son of a... *BOOM* Tucker: Holy Fuck\! You shot Church you team killing Fucktard\! and Tex: Great you broke my voice filter. You cockbiting Fucktards\! Grif: Ah Ha\! I knew it only a chick could give me a headache this big\!

304. (Fucktard) (4↑, 9↓)
A person who is a fucking retard\!

Man you are a fucking retard\!

305. (Fucktard) (4↑, 9↓)
noun. A person who is capible of using his/her brain but refuses to out of arrogance. This word comprises of the two words that make up its meaning: "Fucking Retard".

You really are a fucktard.

306. (Fucktard) (3↑, 8↓)
1.PWNAGE MASTER (for saying people who post here are fucktards but.. he had to post to say that. you fucktard) 2.Fucking+Retard = Fucktard 3. A phrase made by some random person that can usually be heard when walking by a group of teenagers.

Dude: Dude.. whats up with that guy talking to the K Mart store? Guy: Hell if I know man.. don't pay attention to him, he's just a fucktard.

307. (fucktard) (8↑, 13↓)
Most people who post something on Urban Dictionary

Most of you on this site are a bunch of Fucktards

308. (fucktard) (12↑, 17↓)
To resemble a fucked up retard. Look up retard.

Krystle Draper is suck a fucktard\!

309. (fucktard) (3↑, 8↓)
the combination of a fucking retard.

you are a fucktard

310. (Fucktard) (1↑, 6↓)
Fusion of Fuck and Retard clearly meaning Fucking Retard

Ewok is such a fucktard when he talks to girls

311. (fucktard) (2↑, 7↓)
a fucktard is a cross between a fucker and a bastard. it is a cheesy new word to introduce into your vocabulary and a great word to start using if all your crew says all day is fuck.

kenny don't be a fucktard, give me back my fifty.

312. (Fucktard) (3↑, 8↓)
Someone who is Fucking retarded. Someone who has done something low.... Another word for a jerk.

Cameron is such a fucktard

313. (fucktard) (4↑, 9↓)
A slang term combining the words "fuck" and "retard". It is used when a person commits an act of unbelievable stupidity.

"Hey, did you hear? Tony's mom caught him jacking off to pedophile/bondage/rape/scat/golden shower hentai\!" "God, he is such a fucktard."

314. (fucktard) (8↑, 13↓)
One who is both lacking in intelligence and basic coordination. Term may alternately describe a person of low intelligence whose primary purpose is for sexual activities (see also dumbcunt).

That kids so stupid he gives britany spears someone to make fun of. what a fucktard. He doesn't love her and she's too stupid to see that's she's just his fucktard.

Author: Jonathan Roland http://fucktard.urbanup.com/366988
315. (Fucktard) (5↑, 10↓)
An extremely retarded internet user.

\<noob\> HOW DO I CHANGE MY AVATAR?\!\!11 WHERES THE MODERATORSZ?\!11 \<vet\> STFU u FUCKTARD.

316. (fucktard) (5↑, 10↓)
a combination of "fucking retard"

You are a fucktard

317. (fucktard) (5↑, 10↓)
a combination of "fucking" and "retard", therefore, making anyone, whom this descriptive noun is place upon, a fucking retard.

"you're such a fucktard when in comes to math"

318. (fucktard) (11↑, 16↓)
someone who is a fucking retard.

damnit, georgebush is a fucktard.

Author: the secret indictor. http://fucktard.urbanup.com/241383
319. (fucktard) (4↑, 9↓)
fucking retard; fucking reject

People who cyberstalk other people are fucktards. See: mommy and gabby for examples

320. (fucktard) (6↑, 12↓)
A absolute fucking retard.

Dude, your friend is a total fucktard.

321. (fucktard) (6↑, 12↓)
a mentally challenged person that is used for sex (generally by "norms")

"I love to bang my fucktard, he or she doesn't waste time on foreplay. Pants down, coupling commences\!"

322. (fucktard) (1↑, 7↓)
supporters of KMT, people who are fond of the color blue and horses, people who are proud of their unwillingness to use their brain

I want to vote for Ma\! Are you a fucktard?

323. (fucktard) (3↑, 9↓)
Parade Magazine's Marilyn Vos Savant\!

Marilyn Vos Savant is a Fucktard

324. (fucktard) (1↑, 7↓)
You. Yes, you. Don't worry, I know you can't help it.

You my friend, are a bit of a fucktard.

325. (fucktard) (3↑, 9↓)
A fucking retard. If you couldnt figure this one out please go kill yourself....

Durrrr fucktard, if you need an explanation you are one, noob.

326. (Fucktard) (1↑, 7↓)
A Fucking Idiot who's Iq is equal to that of a piece of Shit..

Mike your a fucking fucktard, why the hell would you put mustard into boiling water\!

327. (Fucktard) (5↑, 11↓)
A person who acts like a fool, and/but, is sometimes mistaked for a retard.

You stupid fucktard\! Quit acting like a fucktard fool\! He dances like a fucktard\!

328. (Fucktard) (4↑, 10↓)
Fucking idiot Moron Retard Smacktard Also known as A.j.

1. Your being such an A.j. 2. Your being such a fucktard 3. Your being such an smacktard 4.Your being suck a Moron 5.Your being such a retard

329. (Fucktard) (3↑, 9↓)
A person who is not only a arsehole but also a complete know it all wanker and to top it off a cunt.

Paul, look at what your habits have led to, you smartased know it all fucktard.

330. (fucktard) (3↑, 9↓)
Someone being a fucking retard.

"Billy is being a complete fucktard for dumping that hott chick"

331. (FUCKTARD) (2↑, 8↓)
A word which is a hybrid between fucker and retard, some people prefer bastard to retard, after all retard is a bit too lame. Tard may also be derived from 'turd' a word commonly used in place of 'shit'. Fucktard can be especially usefull when the other guy keeps saying 'fuck' and you have to shove one up his ass. Combine with words for greater effect.

Guy \#1: Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfucker\! Guy \#2: Kiss my fucking ass, you cocksucking, motherfucking, cunt lickin', dickshitting FUCKTARD\!\!\!\! Guy \#3: -----speechless-----

Author: Feelingallfuckedup http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2063119
332. (fucktard) (5↑, 11↓)
a fucking retard who doesn't know how to do jack shit

Wow\! Look at Dan mismanage this company and bring it to the fiery gates of hell\! What a fucktard\! Anyone with common sense could operate more efficiently than this fucktard.

333. (fucktard) (3↑, 9↓)
A fucking retard. Look at that fucktard. Don't worry about that fucktard, you aren't ugly. The fucktard is annoying me again.

Tom: I just crashed my mom's car. George: Oh my god, you FUCKTARD\!

334. (fucktard) (2↑, 8↓)
an insult used mainly when no other can be thought of, derived from the words fuck and retard, a fucktard is someone who has done something that would match the characteristics of someoen who is mentally challenged

Jhon: Hey joe what have you been doing? Joe: Nothing much just been stapling my bullsack to my kitchen table Jhon: You fucktard\!

335. (Fucktard) (2↑, 8↓)
Caboose...that's it... just "Caboose" A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive A person who makes retarded people look normal

Caboose, you team killing fucktard\! Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard\! Look, that fucktard makes them look cool\!

336. (fucktard) (5↑, 11↓)
A male in his mid-20's that has mannerisms and vocabularly similar to Kelso from That 70's Show.

Why is that guy that works in the mall so fucktarded?

Author: We're all, all right\! http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1714348
337. (fucktard) (2↑, 8↓)
is a combination of a fuck juice and custard cake.

dude, you are gross\! you are such a fucktard.

338. (Fucktard) (6↑, 12↓)
An ingenious contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used often to insult each other while playing online in Halo.

"You shot Church you teamkilling fucktard\!" -Tucker- Red vs. Blue Episode 8

339. (fucktard) (2↑, 8↓)
Someone with an IQ of less than my shoe.

You fucktard\!

340. (fucktard) (4↑, 10↓)
Want the real definition? See [KKK]\!

Ummmmm...no comment.

341. (fucktard) (11↑, 17↓)
Like a jam or custard tard, but saltier.
342. (fucktard) (4↑, 10↓)
One who acts retarded and thinks he knows everything.

Elliott is a fucktard

343. (Fucktard) (3↑, 9↓)
A person for whom the word retard is too good. This word is reserved for people who do or say things that even the most retarded of retards wouldn't do

Man, you're a fucktard.

344. (fucktard) (6↑, 12↓)
One who is a fuck worse than a normal tard.

Steven Hawking just stole my parking spot, what a fucktard\!

345. (Fucktard) (1↑, 7↓)
A generic Insult.. often used in Conjuction with other words...

That guy is such a Shitty McFuckTard...

346. (fucktard) (3↑, 9↓)
A "fucking retard" eg. one whose IQ is smaller than their shoe size

You actually payed for music? How much of a fucktard are you?

347. (fucktard) (3↑, 9↓)
Like a fucker, only slow on Bourbon.

What the dilly-ho, that man was a fucktard when he bent my wife over. I say, ole chap that man was fucking fucktarded\!

Author: SUH-WEE SUH-WEE http://fucktard.urbanup.com/52114
348. (fucktard) (2↑, 8↓)
a variation of etard (person who is fucked up on e), another variation: drunktard

hey dawgs\! look at that messed up fucktard/etard/drunktard

349. (Fucktard) (0↑, 7↓)
Fucktard - someone who likes to [fuck] [retards]

Oh man, Ieuan slept with that disabled girl, he's such a fucktard

350. (fucktard) (3↑, 10↓)
somone who is a complete fuckin retard

Dude Pat Langland is such a fucktard.

351. (fucktard) (9↑, 16↓)
That kid. The one who never gets invited back unless it's through a friend of a friend. You know he just doesn't get it, and he never will. He's not a bad kid, and he's not really retarded. He just bugs you for no specific reason. You don't call him a fucktard to his face because it's like calling a kid with down syndrome 'retard' to his face. It'd be funny, but you're not going to change him for the better that way.

Dude, I said get me a COKE not a fucking sprite. What the fuck, I hate sprite. Then later when Joe is gone and your drinking and smoking marijuana with your friends: "Who was that fuck who got me the sprite today, what was his name?.. Oh yeah, Joe" "Joe.. what a fucking asshole" Then you do a goofy face impression of him "Oh ummm I thought you said sprite man, I'm sorry" "fucking sorry, I'LL give you sorry, I'll shove this fucking straw down your urethra and pump your fucking bean bag full of fucking sprite Joe... sorry ... I fucking HATE sprite ......fucktard"

352. (fucktard) (2↑, 9↓)
Combination of '[fuck]' and '[retard]' Emphasizes the retardness of something or someone.

Oh my god\! Did you see that guy trip over his shoelaces\!\! Hahaha what a fucktard\!

353. (fucktard) (1↑, 8↓)
A person who sprains a part of their body as a result of assanine handstands.

That girl is such a fucktard, she fell doing a handstand the other day and now she's on crutches.

354. (fucktard) (2↑, 9↓)
1. verb - to discharge a firearm into the head of someone else, generally as punishment for something stupid that they did. Good for use on emo children. 2. noun - the act or instance of one being fucktarded.

1. "After that fool made me look like such an ass, I just busted out with my glock and fucktarded the bastard, spilling the contents of his head upon the nearby wall." 2. ***my pal shoots some emo child in the head*** Me: "man that was a damn sweet fucktard there."

355. (fucktard) (17↑, 24↓)
A word that i can't stand any longer\! Just say it properly... F U C K I N G ... R E T A R D. Is it to much to ask??

Kid 1: STFU [FUCKTARD][\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11111] Guy: Your'e a fucking idiot\!\! learn how to talk dickhead.

356. (fucktard) (2↑, 9↓)
a word used to describe a complete moron who isnt quite a retard.

person 1. "they cant see me... i cant see them" person 2"thats because your facing the rock" person 1 "..."

357. (fucktard) (4↑, 11↓)
A different name for a retard to get their attention because they get called a retard to much and it has lost its meaning and its the only was to get their attention

Your such a fucktard.

358. (fucktard) (4↑, 11↓)
a fucktard is a person that has the IQ of garbage waste

dude ur a fucktard stop talking u'll hurt urself fool\!\!

359. (fucktard) (3↑, 10↓)
a thief who wears mini-skirts

"You stupid fucktard, go and put those apples back."

360. (fucktard) (9↑, 16↓)
my next door neighbor.

"I don't worry about your music, don't worry about MINE FUCKTARD\!

361. (Fucktard) (4↑, 11↓)
Somebody who does something really stupid see [asshat]

Jim drove into a farmers market, what a fucktard

362. (fucktard) (3↑, 10↓)
1)A great word to express your utmost disdain and derision towards a extremely mentally impaired individual. 2) A Juggalo.

During the day he works at wallmart. At night he paints his face and nuts like a clown. FUCKTARD.

363. (fucktard) (5↑, 12↓)
A fucking tard.

Hello Mr. retarded person you are a fucking tard.

364. (fucktard) (4↑, 11↓)
A person who defies the logic involved in being retarded, and uses the word 'fuck' to put emphasis on the point of calling someone a retard, thus calling them fucktards.

e.g. How many fucktards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Author: Zondra Leonhart http://fucktard.urbanup.com/252316
365. (fucktard) (5↑, 12↓)
fucking annoying internet kliche-word spreading wider and making more damage than ayb and ackbar combined. Spawn of lousy sites as fark.com and its ilk. A simple and pure sign of associations with the lowest of internet humor. Burn it with fire.

lol fucktard france surrenders lol

366. (fucktard) (1↑, 8↓)
the fat, ugly, repulsive, being that you see when you finally drag your lazy acne covered ass out of bed in the morning.

"nice to see you again fucktard"

367. (fucktard) (4↑, 11↓)
implesurable person... yeah.

starla called me a fucktard\!

368. (fucktard) (2↑, 10↓)
To have a junnie moment or say/do sumthing stupid

Fucktard: When ever junnie speakes or someone says/does something junnie whould do/say.

369. (fucktard) (3↑, 11↓)
well this guy, hes SO retarded he dyed his hair red and denied it, and he was on a field trip singing centerfold. EVERYONE agrees that he is a fucking retard, or a fucktard.

hey fucktard, go suck a dick.

370. (fucktard) (3↑, 11↓)
an extreamly retarded person.

-dude i just sold my pokemon cards on eBay\! -you're such a fucktard.

371. (Fucktard) (2↑, 10↓)
A Fucking [Retard], often associated with jackass, or the [Anarchist cookbook].

Someone that heats gasoline. Someone that huffs and then lights a cigarrete. Someone that uses the [Anarchist cookbook] to make their food. Someone that is a complete fucktard. A Fucking Fucktard.

372. (fucktard) (3↑, 11↓)
A person who pretends to be what they are not in real life on the internet. [Obese] women who pretend to be thin by posting fake pictures of themselves in internet profiles. Homosexual [closet cases] who take advantage of obese women.

Look at that fucktard pretending to be thin. We all know she's fat.

373. (Fucktard) (4↑, 12↓)
A person who is too gay to function.

Some of the kids at my school are major fucktards.

374. (fucktard) (4↑, 12↓)
someone who is a muthafucka see [asshat]

america-land of the opressed, home of the fucktards\!

375. (fucktard) (3↑, 11↓)
to be a fuck and to look or to act like a retard(usually likes to get rammed in the ass by black guys)

Alex ones fucked stef in her fucktard while taking a shit.

376. (Fucktard) (3↑, 11↓)
One who is mentally backwards and masturbates to homosexual porn

Amazing\! The fucktard responds to the bell even when not offered a picture of Richard Simmons\!

Author: You really don\\'t wanna know about me http://fucktard.urbanup.com/169135
377. (fucktard) (2↑, 10↓)
Rarely thinks before talks. Bags on peeps who ain't fucktards. No one should abuse themselves by being a fucktard.

See that fucktard over there? Dancing? throwing gang signs? Yah, that guy\! Wanna mug him? C'mon\! okay, lets fuck with him\! Fuck that shit, let's can him\! Then it's settled

Author: why do you care? http://fucktard.urbanup.com/166070
378. (Fucktard) (5↑, 13↓)
A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

379. (fucktard) (4↑, 13↓)
The lack of imagination in the definitions for this word is astonishing to me. A fucktard is a metally and/or physically retarded person who is used by a non-retarded person for sexual gratification. To call someone a fucktard is a vicious (and perhaps hilarious) insult because it is so spectacularly degrading. When you call someone a fucktard, you are not merely calling him or her a complete idiot, you are further implying that he or she is a kind of deranged whore who deserves the sexual degradation of being used as a sort of "human blow-up doll" (even as he or she might not even have the mental capacity to understand the sex acts that are performed on her or his possibly deformed body). There is the additional repulsive dimension of possible sexual slavery on the part of the helpless or low-functioning retarded person. People with Down's Syndrome might make especially good fucktards because they appear to be so affectionate, happy, and pliant. Consider the following awful scenarios the next time you call someone a fucktard:

I'm so horny, but who has time to pick up women? I'm going to go down to the adult daycare and get me a fucktard. or I got a new fucktard that I keep locked up in my bedroom closet. or This new fucktard I found is blind in one eye, so I can pop out her glass eye and skull fuck her.

Author: vicious asshole http://fucktard.urbanup.com/3619340
380. (Fucktard) (0↑, 9↓)
Someone really stupid.

Ryan: 2+2 = 4 Jesse: Stfu you FUCKTARD

381. (fucktard) (1↑, 10↓)
what every person who acts like an imbisole is .

you are a stoopid fucktard and you have no life.

382. (fucktard) (7↑, 16↓)
fucking retard popularized by the boys at redvsblue.com

you shot church you team killing fucktard\! (Tucker yelling at Caboose) you cockbiting fucktards\! (Tex yelling at reds after they damaged her speech unit)

383. (fucktard) (4↑, 13↓)
A fucking retard

Shut the fudge up, you fucktard.

384. (fucktard) (1↑, 10↓)
one who fucks retardedly or has a tendancy to be so bad in bed that they are called fuck tardz

yo u mo fo u fuckin fucktard u suck asss in bed\!

385. (fucktard) (2↑, 12↓)
a completely retarded and fucked up person who is quite cool in a weird way, just because they are fucked up and retarded\!

me:who's that reatrded guy shitting his pants? bal:he looks totally fucke dup. me:that is soooooo cool.... bal:he is fucktarded

386. (Fucktard) (6↑, 17↓)
an abbreviation for f-cking retard that keeps you form wasting your breath on a f-cking retard

"What a f-cking retard\!" becomes "What a Fucktard\!"

Author: Jessica Obregon http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2579660
387. (fucktard) (4↑, 15↓)
Shorter form of [Fucking Bastard] Fucking + Bastard = Fucktard A person who is extremely stupid and hated.

You are nothing but a Fucking Bastard. I hate you, fucktard.

388. (fucktard) (2↑, 14↓)
The person who has just fucked a retard

Have you seen my baseball? You fucktard\!

389. (Fucktard) (3↑, 15↓)
(noun); A child born retarded due to incestuos mateship.

that guy out of radiohead, looks like a fucktard.

390. (fucktard) (4↑, 19↓)
verb. the act of fucking hard in the south

He clarence what did you do with your sister last night ? We fucktard.

391. (fucktard) (4↑, 20↓)
compound word for "fucked hard" fucked + hard = fucktard

Man, me and Maria fucktard last night, she can barely walk.

392. (fucktard) (8↑, 25↓)
John Kerry is a fucktard. He is totally indecisive about everything.I bet he debates himself for hours in the morning over whther or not to tie his shoes\!

Bush = can make up his mind and is not a fucktard like Kerry.

Author: kerry blows elves http://fucktard.urbanup.com/839527
393. (fucktard) (10↑, 27↓)
Someone who likes to engage in sex on the short bus.

That fucktard got some juice on the back seat.

394. (Fucktard) (5↑, 25↓)
a stupid,arrogant mother fucker

That homeless dude was such a fucktard for asking my ass for change, Fucktard

395. (Fucktard) (7↑, 29↓)
A combination of the two words fuckhead and retard

Gee dont you think Aaron was being a real Fucktard tonight?

Author: oiwetnehgunsgiueti http://fucktard.urbanup.com/2311694
396. (fucktard) (2↑, 27↓)
an total fuckin retard

john mother fuckin kerry

Author: oliver lang (badass pro paintballer) http://fucktard.urbanup.com/1395698
397. (fucktard) (6↑, 38↓)
A stupid word stupid freshmen use because they're stupid.

stupid freshmen: ur a fucktard not stupid non-freshmen: You're an idiot.

398. (fucktard) (5↑, 40↓)
One who uses dictionary.com

m-w.com kicks dictionary.com's ass.

399. (Fucktard) (201↑, 239↓)
Someone who repeatedly proves to be a lower life form while attempting to make themselves interesting to others.

Britney Spears has once again proven to be a complete Fucktard by pulling that little marriage stunt.

400. (fucktard) (9↑, 65↓)
noun: A wannabie HOT-SHIT Ventrue who in actually could get locked out of his convertible with the top down.

That LARPer is such a stupid fucktard

401. (fucktard) (4↑, 61↓)
someone who is so retarded that they would fuck themselves

HOLY MOTHER FUCKER\! that retard is fucking himself\! he is SUCH fucktard.

402. (fucktard) (235↑, 309↓)
Fucking Retard, someone who is far beyond a dumbass, someone who has done something so rediculously stupid or braindead that words can scarcely define.

Phil, you're a fucktard\! That phil guy is a total fucktard.

403. (fucktard) (11↑, 95↓)
The fucktard that wrote definition 201 is a fucktard. A fucktard is anybody whom makes up their mind before hearing the issue at hand.

I.e., A fucktard is our not so beloved President George W. Bush, Radical Right Wingers, Radical Left Wingers, and, of course, the person that wrote definition 201. For a better example with video... type www.cafepress.com/ then type in strategerytees.80716750

404. (Fucktard) (48↑, 151↓)
Any liberal person, liberal meaning politically left-leaning.

Goddamn, these liberals are a bunch of fucktards. Those fucktards, driveling with their liberal fucktardedness.

Related: retard, idiot, asshole, dumbass, fuck, moron, tard, stupid, loser, douchebag, douche, asshat, dick, dipshit, fucker, retarded, jackass, cunt, bitch, ass, gay, fag, tool, dickhead, jerk, bastard, wanker, faggot, fucking, dumb, fuckwit, shit, douche bag, shithead, prick, dumbfuck, pussy, asswipe, twat, noob
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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  • fucktard — noun An extraordinarily stupid person, especially one that causes harm. That fucktard spilled soda all over my keyboard. Syn: asshat, arsehole, asshole, bastard, jerk, tosser, wanker …   Wiktionary

  • fucktard — fucking retard …   Glossary of chat acronyms & text shorthand

  • fucktard — Noun. A contemptible person, an idiot. Probably a combined form of fucking retard. Orig U.S …   English slang and colloquialisms

  • fucktarded — adjective /fʌkˈtɑɹd.əd/ Exceedingly stupid or irrational. See Also: fucktard …   Wiktionary

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